"You really care about this little club, huh?"

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021

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So I just sold equipment to the art director of the show parks and rec and I shouldn’t be freaking out but I am

So when you see pretty aerial shots of Pawnee in the new season, you can think of me

» "I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

aaliyah1979-2001:

My Child

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randomdeinonychus:

a-cunning-linguist-13:

Beauty is not defined by size!

Jennifer Maitland.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

erika-medie:

yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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Or you could not do all that.

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So I was sitting at my computer and the boy was in the kitchen
Boy: If you’re cold, close the door.
Me: What?
Boy: Didn’t you just say you were cold?
Me: I don’t think I’ve said anything for like twenty minutes
Boy: Okay so I seriously thought you said “I’m so so cold”

So the moral of the story is I’m moving out of this apartment because I ain’t got time for cold ghosts stealing my blankets and shit

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove A Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. 

Via Distractify

eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F

also this

So up until about 6 minutes ago I had never heard of a hyrax

I was so enraged by this injustice that I made an educational photoset, in case other unfortunate people like myself also didn’t know these adorable little shits existed